TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it"s H to O.

 

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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I. "
MILLIE:         I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, "I  am."
MILLIE:         All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."      

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